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# Strangely I haven't heard back from her


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(dredgeups, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice pussy action!

'ningles b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Ohh, this is very good!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# that would be me then
For a smart guy I am utterly dense when it comes to taking hints.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Also, has the draw-off thread disappeared?
or did I miss something.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I was going to say my girlfriend doesn't make hints, but I've just noticed the flaw in the argument.
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Why am I rissing at this :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Did they teach you nothing in your MEng?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Evidently :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# You should ask for a refund
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Oh wait..... I think I've got it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Perhaps she's making SECRET HINTS, ALL THE TIME
and has just been bottling up her rage at you for being obtuse all these years. One day she'll reveal what you were really supposed to have been doing all along, and you'll have a massive row, because all women are indirect and difficult, apparently.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# i'm not difficult, i'm very easy
all i want is sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# How's this policy working out for you?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# not too well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Damn shame.
If only you and K3/-\b lived on the same continent, and you liked maths. Though that last part may not be vital.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# i hate maths
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# maths killed my father
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
# this is funny
because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# What you doing tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# pfff
actually, i'm going to bed early. i get weighed tomorrow! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Take the hint, you ;)
I ended up falling asleep at 10, I had been nodding off since I got home
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# i was kept awaike last night
by a lovely thunderstorm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# you lucky lady
We really need a thunderstorm here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# it was very good
but it's still clammier than a large clam
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I have been working outside all day, it got to 33.5'c at 1pm
Luckly I finished early, I got home and all most collapsed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# poor thing!
i'm just debating whether or not to drag my huge fan in from the bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Leave it in your bedroom and turn it on just before you go to bed, to get the air moving
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# i'll be sleeping in the nude anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# So will I
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# but
will you be able to have your window open? i won't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I will, in hope that I get raped
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# 0_0
i never thought of that!

'bye for now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Looks like she is flicking the bean
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# It does look like she has her hand down her knickers giving the cat a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# feeding the donkey
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm, damp knickers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# and then sniffing her fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Too damn right
I hope to god she has cleaned under the hood
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# mmmmm
spring cleaning...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Women need to have a clean under the hood, things get stuck there
As I found out on my ex, just thinking about it makes me feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# i know the feeling :(
pink bog roll...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# How did you know it was pink bog roll?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I told her
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# because my face was very close to it
the relationship did not last
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# So you did my ex as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Shall I use my invisibility to fight crime?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# no
use it to look at naked people, like i do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I was wondering where that heavy breathing in my bathroom was coming from.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# you're running low on toothpaste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# no, go use it for what it was meant for
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# possibly
was your ex an alcoholic epileptic?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# more then likely
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# is it just me
or do we have really bad taste in partners?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# We to need discuss this and compare notes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# you'll have to wail till next year
it should be a most informative bash ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# This is what GAZs are for
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# you're being a slightly naughty earl
but i like it ;)
unfortunately, i now have to assume babysitting duties until 10.30 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I am always naughty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# and the guy in the first panel looks like he has a CDC hanging from his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I noticed that to, or it could be a tumour
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# "A computer matched him with her?"
"I don't think so."
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# to be fair he's probably distracted by the porn he's looking at on his laptop
and the lamp pointing in his fucking eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Smugly oblique woman is smug and oblique.
Bet she never gets any.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# haha
this
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)