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# Well if Jesus is the answer what is the question?
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# what is your name if your name is Jesus
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# .
www.b3ta.com/board/9583246
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# "Which first century Jewish preacher became the central figure of the Christian faith?"
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# What made up clap-trap nonsense is used daily
by mentally challenged humans to justify obscence acts of sexual depravity, murder and coffee mornings?
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# Hollyoaks
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# Death to the Hollyoakians! Victory to the glorious army of Home and Away!
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# If there's something strange in your neighbourhood,
who're you going to call?
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# Which guru had the best agent in the year 0?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# there was no year 0.
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# 1 then?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# dunno
John the Baptist, maybe. Although he wouldn't have called himself a Guru because that's Sanskrit and he was a Hebrew.
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# Ok
but the Sanskrit word is currently used in our language to denote a teacher, specifically of a spiritual bent.

I also haven't the faintest idea what spiritual teacher is in Hebrew - Rabbi perhaps?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Yeah, Rabbi,
(Jesus's desciples refer to him as such in some verses) actually I think literally it just means teacher.
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# Pfft
It came after the year -1, tsk.
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# who can't bite his nails?
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# Who can't eat M&M's?
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# Who's the black private dick,
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
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# gaaah, damn your eyes!
*wipes*
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# That'll teach you to put effort into your posts
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# You too, Great Architect.
I saw that
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# Who helps me wank when my wrist is tired?
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# Aw yeah:
Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Jesus!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Jesus!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Jesus!)
Right on
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# Piston
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# Actually, slightly more seriously:
"Who is the third who walks always beside you?"

I may not be religious, but I do like the thought.
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# Richard?
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# ah, yes,
you foretell a comic strip I was thinking of doing, in fact.
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