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# Following on from Perverts on the Internet,
Who is your favourite pervert? On the internet or off.

Also, who is your favourite piece of Jailbait in history? Natalie Portman in Leon or Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver? Or maybe there are others?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Emma Watson - harry potter
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *calls Dateline NBC*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Natalie Portman was, what, 12-13 in Leon?
I think they might be interested in you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# *runs away*
Ha ha ha! You can't catch me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Natalie Portman is the same age as me
therefore I am allowed to fancy her in Leon as I was the same age as her then and can refer to it as a teenage crush.

This logic cannot be faulted in any way
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I believe people were getting hot and bothered about that lazytown chick too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# You fucking pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I did the Olsen Twins
BEFORE they were famous
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# and...
the girl in Hanson?
(Mattle, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)