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# He's such a wind up.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)
# that's a very slinky dress she's wearing
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)
# It's from the Spring collection
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Ack!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I think it makes her
look like a Hooke-r
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# these jokes make me recoil in horror
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# that's stretching it a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
# the tension's too much
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
# He hasn't metal her family yet either
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# i have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# i now realise that they're slinkies
and i still don't really understand
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# No they're just springs.
He comes onto hits on her but she's having none of it.
Springs have potential energy when they're wound up, so she uses it to POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER (but I doubt I needed to explain that bit, sorry :P)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# When I read that joke I actually recoiled!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Potential energy
www.b3ta.com/board/9594151
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# ...and they're springs...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# i know i just wanted to say wat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Oh ok.
That and micto's comment threw me off D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Off of what?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# An ant.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I don't rate incest/insects
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
# INSECT RAPIST
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# This reminds me of the most pointless toy I was ever given
basically a coil of metal that was designed to flop down stair cases because of the momentum of it's own weight, absolutely fascinating, even for a naive child

The seventies were like utter shite
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
# hardly anyone has ever heard of those
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I am intrigued.
What is this "coil" you speak of!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# i've still got mine
it's ace
i had to buy another one for the kids so that they wouldn't break it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Did you have physics at school today?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
# When a slinky walks in with a parallel waist you get SPRUNG!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Springtits
How does that work then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I don't know but if you look closely, he's staring at them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)