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# Sod it, I'm bored. So at least have a useful source image. There's been a relative goatse drought recently. I think people just don't like cutting out the hands. Problem solved!

Mind you, this pic has a certain poetry all of its own. It invites your imagination to... think about some bloke pulling his bumhole open wide.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:16, archived)
# actually
goatse sucks, as do magenta cocks, freebase and vimod.
try shopping a furtive instead!
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:18, archived)
# I think you'll find
literally several people have saved off this pic for potential future use.
It's unlimitedly lovely, is the goatse. I think I dun a public service by cutting out the hands and posting 'em here. It wasn't pleasant.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:22, archived)
# I don't think you did.
Even the hands turn my stomach. I can't believe he's married either.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Even the hands alone are perfect art.
If the sight of a simple picture of some hands on a computer screen can turn a stomach, there's something pretty powerful going on.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Art is it?
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:32, archived)
# Yep!
Wish I could see the pic, but it looks like my employers don't like your image host.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Back view of a gentleman and lady standing in front of a painting.
The gentleman is holding his hat behind with both
hands on the brim, she looks inquiringly at him.

Her: "What a strange thing to do. Or mention!"
Him: "Your pardon if I've offended you."
Her: "Sod that! How wide are we talking?"
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 6:01, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:25, archived)
# Haha! Easy-peasy, innit?
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Define useful....
 
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:34, archived)
# i'd rather watch this
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Bah
Don't take the fun from shopping Goatse

(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
so wrong, yet oh so right
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 6:52, archived)
# you dull cunt.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 7:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)