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# Madonna shows her true colours!
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ah still wouldnae climb o'er her tae git tae yee!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Make more sense little train
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Schmerg merg schmerg
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Oh. I see how it is.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# LOLWOT?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# You'll take what you're given
And you'll damn well love it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Ok... :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# cock mutant!
I've always suspected this of Madge.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I want to see a "Celebrity Paedo" band
Jonathan King on geetar, Pete Townshend on bass, that Bay City Roller on drums, Gaz glitter vox, MJ backing vox & dancing ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# My cock isn't particularly veiny
Is this normal?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# No. No it's not.
You'd better go and see a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Why is it always veiny in your penis?
^^ that's what she said

*PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
#
see a doctor get a biro
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
#
get a biro inject steroids into your cock
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Are you sure it isnt a micro penis?
You may need to get that looked at
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I don't think I need any more encouragment than necessary to get people to look at my willy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Is it bright Magenta?
If so, nothing to worry about.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Yes, it appears to be
2 pubes per bollock is the norm, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# :O
Your one short on either! Quickly, call NHS direct!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# OMG I'M A FREEAAKK :(((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# You're so veiny,
I bet you think this schlong was about you...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Yes
but only if your knob is made of stilton.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# pics or gtfo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I approve of the cdcs
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# DICK-ARMS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)