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# ARGH
The cape is coming for him!

TJ: in other news, yesterday my boss tells me due to the 'economic climate' I have to take a 10% pay cut. This morning he sends me an email asking me to sponsor him on his bike ride! Laugh? I nearly coughed up a lung!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha
what a cock.

Just say due to the economic climate you'll have to decline :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I'll tell him he can take it out of the pay cut
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# This, HARD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Ask him to take his sponser money
Out of the 10% he's taken off of you... :( (and to fuck off while he's doing it)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# He can take something
but it involves a short pier
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
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# At low tide
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# For every km he cycles,
you'll pledge not to shove a stick in his spokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Unfortunately, now that you've suggested it, that's all I can think about doing :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I hate bosses/work
I was under the impression that taking four days off to look after my mum after she had a Jade Goody-riddled kidney out would qualify as compassionate leave.

Apparently I was wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Luckily, my bosses are quite lenient with regards to family emergencies
well, they have to be. They take enough fucking liberties with it.

Hope your mum's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Thankfully, yay... ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# \o/
Woo for Mama Scaramanga and her mad healing skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)