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# the thrilling adventures continue!
crudely cutout man and bunnies boat trip comes a cropper.



previously: b3ta.com/board/9625144
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# He's in trouble!
Someone call the coastgaurd!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# MAN OVERBOARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# adrift on a wooden sea!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# This ought to be compo worthy
But I can't think of a suitable celebrity.

There was that prat from a while back who kept crashing his boat and having to be rescued, but he hardly qualifies as a celebrity.

Did Ellen MacArthur ever have to bail out?

Surely there must be some suitably tasteless celebrity marine misadventure that we can relate this to for the compo?

Edit Compo or not, it's great stuff. You've managed to capture the protagonist's sense of angst and solitude, adrift upon the briney deep, excellently.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I was gonna say Ken Bigley,
but he was a very different person altogether :S

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# It was Tony Bullimore.
His name was Tony Bullimore. Tony Bullimore.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# that stupid bastard should have been left to drown.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Tony...
Tony.. No, it's gone. I've forgotten. What was his name again?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Tony Slattery I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Didn't Ted Heath have to be rescued
from his yacht once?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# haha, thanks
i might have to quote that in the event of any further adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)