Two-parter!
One: how Alex Salmond sees himself
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Two: what the world sees
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MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all
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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:09,
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ha ha Silly Sotch'ish minister
You need more Whisky and fighting in politics
And I really can't remember but it involves Mandelson Fucking dis Custard....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:11,
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LOL
:)
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Elvis impersonator,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:15,
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with gusto it would seem.
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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:18,
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He's giving it his all
:D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:20,
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Animate it!
Just the though of it makes me laugh.
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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:22,
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What a fucking custard fucker.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:30,
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hehehe!
"I'm no kiddin' - I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey! Uhh, I'm gettin' all emotional!"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:11,
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haha braw :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:15,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:15,
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hahah
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:18,
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