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[challenge entry] Nicely!
Have some TOAP I've been meaning to do for a while. This compo seems as good an excuse as any.


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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# but look, a tree
trees are cuddly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Conservative in-house design team memo:
Cameron wants us to appear tougher - trees are too "cuddly" - replace with a triffid.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
#
triffid nailbat smeared with shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha
This is 100% true.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Haha
To think there is an entire generation who never knew
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# That's the disturbing thing...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Unfortunately, this is a problem you will always have in what is essentially
a two party system. You maybe once in a lifetime, if that, get a chance to vote for someone you actually believe in, rather than against someone you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I'll never get to vote for Hitler again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I know. It sucks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# frightening huh
and they are all gonna vote for change
(jansenmann woo hoo, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I was just looking at the Labour site and saw this:
www.labour.org.uk/tools_for_your_website

Nice to know the days of campaigning by slandering your opponents is gone....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# totally true
and the depressing thing is that people still use this as a reason to back labour

fuck labour, i can't bring myself to vote for them while any of the current government are on the front bench
and fuck the tories too. i can't bring myself to vote for *them* while any of the last tory government are on the front bench.

alas, fuck the lib dems. i can't bring myself to vote for them after what happened to charles kennedy, because they're a bunch of anodyne cunts.

this leaves me stumped :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ^^^ I vote for this.
Cunch'o'bunts.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Damn straight
UKIP FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# haha
you just need to decide whether to share, or to shaft.
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)