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# Ahaha.
Excellent :)

TJ: I'm trying to think of alternatives for the 'My wife's gone on holiday' joke ... Any ideas? I have Jamaica, obviously, Jakarta, Alaska, Hungary (No, she just fancied a break), Israel (No, she went with Her Airways - that one's rough ...).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# There was something on /links a while back...

Aha! www.b3ta.com/links/No_she_went_of_her_own_accord
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Ahaha wow, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Gah! Chile!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
"I went camping near Poole."

"In Dorset?"

"Yes, I would recommend it to anyone."

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I still rate the 'small village on the Costa Brava' one
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Haha, yes.
Have we broken the site? It won't load any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I think maybe we have :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Working here
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# It's better now.
shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/337
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
Finally found that one...

I find the format of that site really quite irritating actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I took her to Wales,
But only to Bangor
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Chile?
no - warm and sunny
Haiti?
no - just normal everyday tea
Qatar?
no - just a runny nose
Uruguay?
yes - but my wife isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *makes note*
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# leeds?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I know a queerosexual that lives in Lancashire.
Ramsbottom?

No, I think he takes it.

[Edit] All the jokes you'll ever need: shewentofherownaccord.com/
[Edit II] Beaten to it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# arf!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Jakarta?
/no, she took a bus is still my fave :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Russia? no she went in her own time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Phuket?
Do your own punchline here
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# no she's a frigid bitch
urals? no i went behind a tree.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Sardinia?
No actually, I'm pretty up-beat about the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)