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[challenge entry] I'm spend more time on this but i'm fed up of it now.

From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# also
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Looks like his neck might have been burnt
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# i want to punch the writer of that article in the face
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I'd quite like to do that too.
The comments (admittedly I scanned one of them) seem to be going off on one as if he'd been knighted for it.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# i stopped reading it
well before then
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# more than you want to punch AQA?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# i have no issues with the AQA
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# even though they enjoy giving certificates out for getting on buses?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# they don't
this story is bullshit
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I want to set fire to Daily Mail HQ.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# all you've done is demonstrate that the original copy has been poorly subbed by the nationals
that's clearly the same article
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Bobby McHale doesn't even exist, that's just a puppet
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# LOOK AT THE SHADOWS, SHEEPLE!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I'll be honest I didn't read it, just googled for similar articles.
I'll work harder in future, promise.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# sorry for coming across like a grumpy cunt
but this sort of thing gets my dander up
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# thats fine,
I couldn't careless about anything today after seeing my team get spanked 6-1 :(
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# try being an aberdeen fan
8-1 on aggregate to a pack of cunts no-one's ever heard of before
then 3-1 at home to bloody celtic

fuck em
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# there is still time, we've got some crazy greek team on thursday.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# with us it was sigma olomouc
5-1 at home, 3-0 away

but at least today wasn't a shock. the old firm these days is just asking for your arse to be handed back to you on a plate. covered in old firm jizz.

still time to at least finish top six...
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# the key here is the qoute
"The 15 year-old got the certificate from exam board AQA after attending a three week holiday scheme run by Bury Youth Services earlier in the summer."

there are a large range of awards available and these sort of things are aimed towards people of mixed abilities, If someone is severely disabled then reaching a point in their life where they are able to perform day to day tasks is a massive achivement. It also helps carers judge the ability of the individual to look after themselves and how much care is needed in certain situations.

What they fail to mention in this article is the background to him getting the certificate, He could well have been on the holiday scheme with some mixed abilities and the whole group was entered for awards.
Or they could simply have ballsed up and awarded the certificates to this group instead of another group who were attending a scheme next week or the week before.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# this^
also the kid's dad runs a fucking marketing firm, so is well aware of how to spin this non-story
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# fair play.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# BONKERS BRITAIN
THIS COUNTRY IS GOIN T' DOGS
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# For what?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I notice the work "underclass" used on that site.
I've seen a couple of people on here using it recently.
There's a similar word/concept that used to be used a lot in Germany, "Untermenschen". You don't hear it so much these days.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Given we all seem to hate and scorn that publication so much
it sure gets some linking around here, indicating it is being read

Or is that us ever dumbstruck on a daily basis with it's stupidity?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I would hope so, but I think the more likely truth is that some people actually read the damn thing.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I had a glance at the thing on the tube not so long ago coming back from work, given there was one lying around
the thing that struck me was quite how many 'columnists' they have basically having full page rants about things in life they may or may not have understood

It's as if they go off on some rant without pausing for a moment to reflect for a moment on stuff that on the surface may seem unjust, but has greater depth, like the rest of us tend to do; or to put it more simply never progress from getting out of bed feeling grumpy

Even other right-wing papers like the Times and the Torygraph attempt something resembling a reasoned argument the intelligent have a least food for thought to reflect upon
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# christ
don't fancy yours much
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# or yours
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# what the fuck's happened to their faces?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# looking at that top pic
gives me vertigo, the angles are all wrong
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha, bob foc
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# gah!
just another bint-they're obsessed wi'this kinda shit splashed everywhere:(
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# PINGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)