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# *fears*
Have a spider update:

The Spider in my window has officially not moved in 1 WHOLE WEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Then I put it to you
that it is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# But he was my favorite online spider :(
RIP Sushispider :(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Nah, I just blew on his web and he moved a wee bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# If your breath can cause dead spiders to move
I suggest you go brush your teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Arf.
I will have you know Mr of Dock Green that my teeth are lovely and clean! I bought one of those new fangled electric toothbrushes yesterday don't you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# for your half a tooth?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Is he suffering from depression?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Might be.
All his friends are probably on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Depressives have a habit of staying still?
Could be narcoleptic.
ed: 7 years! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Well their webs are their beds innit,
and depressed people stay in bed all day. I know this because I read it on a leaflet in the doctors once.

Happy B3taday Letum!

Aslo, why have we not had any of your super awesome animations in ages?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Thanks. Germans have me making ships all day
Once I have time I will b3ta more
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# 3D ships?
Do you know that German bloke who makes obscenely detailed models of WWII era battleships?

This chap - clicky
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# It could be a female that is incubating eggs
Once they lay their eggs, most female spiders will protect them until they starve to death (octopuses do this too)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# OH FUCK!
I MUST KILL THE QUEEN BEFORE SHE LAYS MILLIONS OF SPIDERS!

Would I not be able to see the egg sack? LOL! I said sack....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)
# the eggs are usually in a ball/cluster with web spun over them
the babies don't hang around for very long once they hatch (they're very cute, actually).

be nice to spiders; they eat a lot of the more annoying/destructive insects in your house
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Baby spiders fly away on 'balloons'. Right?
Ed: YES!
ed2: Argh! Why can't I copy/paste urls anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Teleportation
balloons are so last millenium
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# It was working.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SPIDERS ON THESE MOTHERFUCKING BALLOONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Thank you Dr Custard for your advice.
Don't worry, I shan't kill her :) I got very upset about a month ago when I realised I had accidentally stood on one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)