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# Not too late I hope
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# your spelling is wrong.
Its "ILL FACKIN CAT YOU, YOU CANT!"
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# May I ask a question please?
As someone who supposedly has a cockney accent,

Why does everyone think we say Cant instead of Cunt?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# because you can't say cunt without it sounding like cant you cant.
:)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Yes I can you cunt!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# what's that?
apples and... somthing?

:)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Fuckin' apples and runts!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# coming over here!
taking our pears!

it's political correctness gone mad!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Fackin' 'ell!
You're givin' me the fackin' Goldie!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# rants, you say?
Who's ranting?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Shut up you Apples and Raedophile!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# :( Steady on
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I'm Apples and Quarry :(
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# You'd better apples and pea.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I really apples and yam.
I apples and glove you Apples and Richard Nixon.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I'm wearing a blood pressure monitor so don't push me cos I'm close to the eeeedge
I'm trying not to lose my Apples and Bread. uhuhh huh hu hhhuhhuh
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Have a banana
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# a banana's
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# just like how
jamaicans who say 'beer can' must be talking about bacons.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# You racist caaaaaant! ;)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# and a brummie who talks about a kipper tie
is simply asking for a cup of tea.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hahahahhahah
I love you barbs
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# heheheh
i dont drink tea though, so its never happened :-)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
# You missed a ","
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Arrrgh
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# no he hasn't
YOU YOU CUNT

Really bad Malaysian actor

deserves a good cutting
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# That is fucking good
Good job you cunt
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Thanks you slag
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I like the fact that he isn't going to make his tv show any more because Charlie Brooker took the piss out of him
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# George Lamb has made a habit of it
He's got lots of soundbites.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# It was Brooker that made him quit, and Frankie Boyle
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING SAID YOU CUNT
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah, you tell him Epiphany!
EARL YOU CUNT!"
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)
#
charlie brooker Frankie Boyle
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Sheffield b3tans....
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Well if he's gonna state a fact, at least get it correct
I'll be a Brum b3tan soon anyway
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# WHY????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Ha.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Ha.
I'm fucking Danny Dyer you cunt!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Why did danny dyer get punched in the face?
Talking like a cunt
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# HEIL!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# You missed a bit ;)
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# LMFAO!
THATS what it needed!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ja!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)