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# GUYS ALANIS HAS AGREED TO APPEAR IN SOME SPOON ADS FOR US

IT'S TIME TO GET PAST THE ZACH BRAFF DEBACLE, AND ANYWAY WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I WAS UNLOADING THE DISHWASHER IN THE NUDE AND I SLIPPED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:58, archived)
# A COMMON MISHAP
NOT NECESSARILY A DEALBREAKER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:00, archived)
# I SLIPPED ON ZACH BRAFF
:((((
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:32, archived)
# spoons are so 2008
miniature ladles are what everyone uses now.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:04, archived)
# NO SO GOOD FOR SOUP
IRONICALLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:10, archived)
# i went to use the photobooth today
£4. 4 pounds to use a fucking photobooth. how about that. 4 pounds. and it wasnt even one of the good ones from the past that take 4 photos. it's one of those digital ones that takes one photo and prints it 4 times. anyone have any thoughts on that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:32, archived)
# I hope you did a shit in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:37, archived)
# best 4 pounds i've ever spent
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:49, archived)
# yeah but you only get one piece of paper and it's all glossy.
 
and for some reason it has a picture of you on it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:54, archived)
# i bet they store a copy of every picture taken
so the photobooth engineers can laugh at them
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:57, archived)
# They forgot to put a hole in the seat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:10, archived)
# I blame Scarlett Johansson
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# optics. fig. 1
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:17, archived)
# The spoons are watching us
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:38, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOOOON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:11, archived)
# MY RELIGION DOESN'T PERMIT ME TO USE SPOONS. ALSO, I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT SOUP DOES NOT EXIST
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:08, archived)
# What are your religion's views regarding sporks?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)