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[challenge entry] Sorry to piss on your fires but health awareness rocks

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(nattydread, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# wake up sheeple!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# the results are in: "not as convincing as Catnippp, and WAY oversized. 3/10"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha

+ needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Doesn't everything need more Buffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Most things anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hey Medi, how's the world treating you today?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Alright
I just discovered that all of the photos I submitted to Getty got reviewed and added to their collection. So now I'm doing a second batch of pics they chose from my flickr stream.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Please, please, please can I be the 3rd one down.
for baldness on laydees does the blood good :)
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# 100% of people who eat sausages, will die
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# omg sausages have got nitrates and fucking aspartame in them it's going to make everyone die of death and it's all a big jew alien plan fuck fuck fuck
I fucking LOVE paranoid schizophrenics. They give me the fucking horn. Mail me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# eat them quick though
there's no preservatives in them, what with the paranoia and all

they go off rapidly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Oh JOY. Another half cocked scientific study commisioned by peta is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# You knew we didn't want to see your propaganda message, yet you posted it anyway.
Is that the way to spread the message? By getting on people's tits? No, of course not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# sexy cancer
tasty nitrates are tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# NOW WITH ADDED CATNIPPLES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Tasty, tasty MSG.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# IT'S GOT WHAT YOUR BODY CRAVES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# They sell bags of it at the shop nearby, I considered buying some just to see what it tastes like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# it tastes like sheeple
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Mmmm

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# nitrite
bestest of all cancers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# i think i remember this
but didn't it only apply to ones which were burnt to fuck?
eating carbon = bad = no shit, really?!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)