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[challenge entry] Oh yeah?! You and what salami?

Right then b3ta, I'm bidding you all farewell for a bit. Self imposed b3taban until the dissertation is done on 15th Sept.
If you see me on here again before then please tell me to 'fuck right off, titface' or somesuch.

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(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Good luck!
Don't miss the internet too much
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Haha cheers
And you know I will!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Jam everything in the appendix, if you think you don't need it, jam it in there anyway
Makes it look bigger :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Does an overfilled appendix
count as appendicitis?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Oi fuck off tit face
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Clean slate sullied.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Thanks kindly :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# you did ask that if you are seen back on ...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Right you are, titface

Good luck on the dissertation. Make sure you put in a few hidden cocks somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ta muchly
I'm trying to find quotes from people with hilarious names for my paper. So far I have 'Krapp' and 'Funk'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ask cr3 to step you until then :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Haha that's actually a really good idea...
But self restraint is a good skill to try to develop... Maybe I should tell people I've given up b3ta for Ramadan?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# or a b3ta diet
no hummus, no sausages, and no puns!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I think I would die without sausages and puns.
Am trying to find a good pun for the title of my thesis... Might ask b3ta for suggestions when the time comes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I think you should scrap what you've written so far and do your dissertation on the science of crudely drawn cocks.
Then you can stay.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I'm keeping that for a PhD
These past 4 b3ta years have just been research leading up to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Good luck
I dare you to introduce some phrase with initials CDC and use it thoughout the dissertation.

In the mean time - Fuck Right Off Titface
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/09/nanotube_acronyms/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hmm, I could possibly shoehorn something about Correctional Detention Centers in there...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# go for it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# see you here tomorrow, titface
/good luck with the Dissertation btw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Haha, ta
I'll see you but you won't see me! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# what's the dissertation on?
(btw, i b3tad all through honours...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# It's on the mobilisation of 'forgiveness' in post-conflict reconstruction...
Not sure I can completely purge myself from b3ta for a month, might be lurking a little!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# sounds like an arts degree.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Yeah, a bit of a shitter ain't it?
But it follows from 2 science degrees, so try to forgive me!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# DO MORE SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# shut up engineer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# :(
Im doing a masters in Chemical Engineering Science.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I see an engineering, hence you are an engineer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# AND SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# you see, if you put engineering in a degree name, it rather contaminates everything else.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# DO MORE SCIENCE!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# DO MORE SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
#
you're forgiven.



(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# enjoy your
absence, see you in the autumn nice to have been having you
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)