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[challenge entry] Cromwell evicts parliament, 1653. So resonant today
1653. So resonant todayin 1653 Oliver Cromwell stormed into the House of Commons and evicted the rump paliament with the following speech. He was dismayed at their conduct; Taking bribes immoral principles and abusing the trust given to them by the people. Likewise in 2009 the electorate are dismayed at British Members of parliament and their abuses of trust. many of them have resigned some may face prosecution over expenses scandals....



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(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# resonant like the sound of a turd in a bucket?
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I believe that you may have missed the general feelings of the board.
Where, back in 2004, we used to like poignancy, these days it's just cocks.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# SDC - Subliminally Drawn Cock
Big Ben/Magenta Text/More than 6 spires for pubes though.

Read between the lines.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# *vague 'Big Ben is a bell' reference*
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Let's celebrate eh?
An unelected*, authoritarian, puritan bigot stormed parliament to impose his own dictatorial rule over that of parliament.
He believed that he was chosen by God and committed genocide against the Irish Catholics. He forced ordinary people to live in terror.
What a fine example to us all. I'll take the current lot with all their flaws over Cromwell's idea of a democracy any day.

*Technically, he was an elected MP but he certainly wasn't elected as Lord Protector.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# and he had warts
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I have this stuck in my mind now:
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# here have a half a bee

(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Whilst I abhor common sense on the board,
I am forced to concede that this is an excellent example of it.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Let us follow the fine example
And away! To Ireland! And genocide! (But just the ordinary people.)
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# finnbar, you make a fine point :)
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# tl;dr
But I do like the colour of the text.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# 'many' have not resigned, a handful have.
quite a few, however, have said they won't stand for re-election. If they had resigned, then there would be quite a few by-elections being held right now.
and let's be honest, bugger all will face any punishment via criminal prosecution because of this, as the sytem is too contrived to be effective in doing anything about it.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# If my boss told me
"You can't have a payrise commensurate with your position because the public wouldn't like it," I'd fiddle my expenses too. The fact I fiddle my expenses already is neither here nor there.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Would this be a good time to mention I'm your boss?
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# After reviewing my expenses I blame the system, which encouraged me to take the piss.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# TOAP
text on a parliament!

also: shut up.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)