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# haha it looks like i have finally made a friend
he's sat on the screen for hours, what shall i call him
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Watch out! Moths R Deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# ALSO:
snaxe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# WHERE?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# 'n skorpyuns
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# MOTHRA...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Skybro.
Also furthermore to this I do not like moths and my face is not the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# MWHAHAHAHA *flit flit flit*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Fucking moths. Fuck. Fluttery fucking drunks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)
# There are no moths in my room, therefore it is safe to sleep.
GOODNIGHT, B3TALAND.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# nerbniht puhtix.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# My friend just made the point that to stop myself from oversleeping (as I only have 5 hours to sleep in)
I should stay up all night instead and sleep on the train I am catching tomorrow.
Is this a good plan?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# FLAWLESS PLAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# vladimir putin is about to rear his head
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Blah blah blah
Something about KittyVomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# You gotta call the firstborn Ttssattsr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Bagsy second's Zelt
Good name.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Ttssattsr Zelt Sushi-Vomit.
That's preeeeeetty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Tattoast, check this, it's crazy
farm3.static.flickr.com/2664/3839263332_bae2d8215b_o.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I gotta get me a shellgoatsheephornedthing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I think the tongue is made from actual dog.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I love you Ttssattsr!
You know how painful me hand was? It doesn't hurt anymore now I know that I am only a hologram ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I bet you can walk through walls too. Do it. Walk through a wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
# And put the resultant video on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# OH MAN!
I JUST LIKE TOTALLY WALKED THROUGH A SAUSAGE!

BUT THEN I TOTALLY THOUGHT, WELL WHAT IF HE MEANS WALLS ICE CREAMS! SO I WALKED THROUGH A TWISTER AND I TOTALLY WALKED THROUGH SOME CORNISH CREAM TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Check that you didn't float. Holograms can float. Floating over stuff is no good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# OH FUCK!
NOW YOU MENTIONS THAT I CANS FLOATS I TOTALLY STARTED FLOATINGS AWAY!

Luckily I had a really heavy snot that I blewed out my nose and it held on to the grounds for me.

Lucky snots! LUCKY SNOTS!

Wish you were here man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I'm sure we'll hang out sometime, dude. I hear you're short too. I got loads of insults for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Oh man!
I am well totally shrunked now :(

Can we play snookles?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)
# yeah but you're just sat down on the chair next to me,you lying cunt
Oi!stop being a lying cunt you lying cunt!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I aint a lying cunt you lying cunt!
I am well not visible to you at the moment. Everyone knows that people from further north than Colchester are unable to see holograms you cunt!

DIE YOU DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Sorry I can't see you cos kittyvomit in sat between us
you small lying cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Haha, all on the internet on the sofa.
Sofanet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Sofa Sogood.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)
# no, call it meat!
MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Meat the child. HA it works on roughly two levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# call it jeffrey
jeffrey is a nice name
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
#
www.zshare.net/download/64474719bfdb49ea/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# it will communicate in morse
thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud .
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)