I was just about to do a "probably the best...." joke
when I realised they'd already done it in the title. Doh!
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:49,
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Not the first time a lorry driver has dropped his kegs in public
;)
for those who don't understand the slang for kegs
www.peevish.co.uk/slang/k.htm
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:50,
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for those who don't understand the slang for kegs
www.peevish.co.uk/slang/k.htm
Gah! Now I will have to shave my hair off and burn all those Bachman Turner Overdrive 8track tapes
*runs away screaming*
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:56,
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*belms* my mummy says I'm special.
keg is also slang for a big belly
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:57,
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well that's quite fitting then as a lot of Lorry Drivers do have big bellies
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:19,
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"Damn, this itches! I wonder who I gave it to me? Probably that skank who needed a ride to the gas station. Last time I do somebody a favour.... Oh God! They must have heard me! Oh God, I can hear me! LALALALALALALALA!"
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:47,
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"What!? You're joking, right? Taylor Hanson is a guy? That can't be right! Oh my god! I have all those videos and magazines!"
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:59,
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Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody?
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:05,
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"I'd do anything to you, Lois"
"What?"
"I'd do anything for you, Lois"
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Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:13,
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"I'd do anything for you, Lois"
"Welcom to the drunken Clam;
Where they don't ask for proof of age and neither to do I,"
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