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# The dogtor aint gonna like mending those :( That;s why he's sad....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# On that note, i was rummaging through archive the other day for...
...a funny little phot-comic style post where a doctor is talking to a patient and it goes something like this, if you know where it is let me know:

Doctor: Im afraid its bad news?
Patient: Is it serious?

Doctor: As serious as cancer.
Patient: Is there a cure?

Doctor: Yes I have the power
Patient: YOUR JUST QUOTING SNAP LYRICS! IM GONNA REPORT YOU

Doctor:Please! Stay off my back, or i will attack and you dont want that!

If you can locate this i might be willing to perform sexual favours.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# How old is it roughly?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Thats the thing, I havn't a clue!
Was probably over a year ago at least.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Sounds like something smallbrainfield may have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# And thanks to the fella below,
I was right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Pfft.
*swaps battery for terminal 3 of manchester airport*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# This one?
Not mine at all in the slightest, but it tickled me also so I had it saved...

(Jonny Googs, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I pretty sure if he wants it reposted
he can do it himself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Nicely man, very nicely.
This one is going around the office tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Dogtor is sad as he has hands and not paws
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Erm, who would rather have paws than hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Dogtor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# No he wouldn't.
Imagine how hard surgery would be with paws?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Imagine how easy it would be with claws!
Apendectomy? Sure thing, I'll book you into thea- *SWIPE* DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Sewing up again though?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# My dog had a vet's finger up her anus today :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# o_0
Poor dog. Was he even ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# SHE hadnt pooped in about 36 hours
and was acting strange
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Oh noes :(
Is it anything serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Hope not
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# When will you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Hopefully she'll poop in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Let someone else do that, Dogtor is too busy humping the nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That's a job for Nurse Sewing Needle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)