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# He's closing in! D:
I want this to be made into a film
A kind of 'Jaws crossed with Resident Evil' type thing
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Stay on target
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# No.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# isnt there one like this, but with cock?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# There's one like this but with sausage?

But if it's cock you're looking for then cock I will deliver:
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
WTF!!!!


(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# You love it you pisswriggler :D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# AHAHAHA
Cocks are gold.
You know in a magenta kind of way.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Hahahhaha cock please :D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# This is not the cock I was thinking of
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
#

Am I close yet?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# No :(
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# it was this
b3ta.com/board/9667119

But with cock aswell.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# There shoud be
Hold on.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Hurry up, I wanna sleep!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# DONE!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# For maximum creepy, it should rise as he turns
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Why didn't I think of this.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# despite the fact that he looks like a rapist
i'd still like to meet the little chap
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I don't think he'd rape you
More likely just stand there staring with his mong-eyes whilst rubbing himself slowly.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# pity
i'd pretend to struggle, if that helps
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I'l inform him of your proposition
And get back to you at some point.
For now: bed.
Goodnight!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# goodnight
:)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I hope this is your random stats quote
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# its WTF o'clock! yay!

(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Have a cockitten
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# thanks!
have a SHOOM!


(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# HAHAHHA
Fkt right up.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# lol!

(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Haaaaaaa :D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# on and on

(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# hahahahahahaha Im laughing so hard my bed is shaking!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I bet it doesn't shake as much as dickboat.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
this is the best day ever!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# dickboat is full of seamen
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# I love you.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# cock. always cock.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Okay, but just remember to water it.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# if i water it, will it grow?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Depends what you water it with
If you water it with water - no
If you water it with blowjobs - yes
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# *chisels front teeth out*
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Haha
This thread has become a Petehix treasure trove :D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Now you can all share my love of cocks :)
Hey, wait a minute... what? D:
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# yeah
like i don't already
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# FFFF
I need to bookmark this thread.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# You're all of you too kind :D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# i cant stop peaing!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Zombie death sharks
Now there's a plan with legs
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# make it into a game!
:D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I wish I had the skills!
Because I so would.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# me too
i would make so many games!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Same, I'm sure ONE of them would be a hit and make me a millionare.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# with your imagination guaranteed
i would invest moneys into it :D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# *volunteers*
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Learn proper ActionScripty Flash stuff
Seems to be the quickest & easiest method of getting stuff out there.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)