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# Shoot it! SHOOT IT!

I started this to go with this, that's how slow I am :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Neeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Good dodging!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# He's closing in! D:
I want this to be made into a film
A kind of "Jaws crossed with Resident Evil" type thing
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Stay on target
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# isnt there one like this, but with cock?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# There's one like this but with sausage?

But if it's cock you're looking for then cock I will deliver:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
WTF!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# You love it you pisswriggler :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# AHAHAHA
Cocks are gold.
You know in a magenta kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Hahahhaha cock please :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# This is not the cock I was thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
#

Am I close yet?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# No :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# it was this
b3ta.com/board/9667119

But with cock aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# There shoud be
Hold on.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Hurry up, I wanna sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# For maximum creepy, it should rise as he turns
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Why didn't I think of this.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# despite the fact that he looks like a rapist
i'd still like to meet the little chap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I don't think he'd rape you
More likely just stand there staring with his mong-eyes whilst rubbing himself slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# pity
i'd pretend to struggle, if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I'l inform him of your proposition
And get back to you at some point.
For now: bed.
Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# goodnight
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I hope this is your random stats quote
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# its WTF o'clock! yay!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Have a cockitten
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# thanks!
have a SHOOM!


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# HAHAHHA
Fkt right up.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# lol!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Haaaaaaa :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# on and on

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# hahahahahahaha Im laughing so hard my bed is shaking!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I bet it doesn't shake as much as dickboat.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
this is the best day ever!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# dickboat is full of seamen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# cock. always cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Okay, but just remember to water it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# if i water it, will it grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Depends what you water it with
If you water it with water - no
If you water it with blowjobs - yes
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# *chisels front teeth out*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Haha
This thread has become a Petehix treasure trove :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Now you can all share my love of cocks :)
Hey, wait a minute... what? D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# yeah
like i don't already
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# FFFF
I need to bookmark this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# You're all of you too kind :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# i cant stop peaing!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Zombie death sharks
Now there's a plan with legs
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# make it into a game!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I wish I had the skills!
Because I so would.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# me too
i would make so many games!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Same, I'm sure ONE of them would be a hit and make me a millionare.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# with your imagination guaranteed
i would invest moneys into it :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# *volunteers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Learn proper ActionScripty Flash stuff
Seems to be the quickest & easiest method of getting stuff out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# popular shark is popular and ACE! :D

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Heh, thanks
Playful sharks are playful!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Ha! Nice!
I just got back from fannycraddock's exhibition and it was win! Kunt and the Gang played, and I chatted to Kunt loads and he signed my cast. He drew a spunking cock on it too :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Proper job
Although that might take a bit of explaining to some people...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# To be fair to him,
he only agreed to do it because I'm getting the cast off on Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Haha awesome
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Haha
Good luck going to public places where there are children about.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# He is really fucking tall!
Like 6 foot 6 tall!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# see?
being an accident-prone mong can pay off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Ha!
Fanny and the HoS show was amazing! There was one pic which was titled "Vanessa Feltz with no arms in a field with a cow and a tree" NOW THAT'S ART!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# i don't know art, but i know what i like
i dislike anthony gormley, i fucking hate tracey emin, but the thought of a de-limbed vanessa fatz gives me glee shivers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# It was amazing!
The theme of the show was Bad Taste. And it delivered :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# any pics?
or were cameras not allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# tracey emin is brilliant
she's a fucking con artist..all artists are..but my god emin has hit the nail on the head. i love her.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# i'm a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to art
i'm not very keen on anything post-deco.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# All units, return fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# And so a great war of attrition began.
Both sides locked in bitter oceanic trench warfare.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I'm unclear as to who the enemy is that is firing in yours.
Or who mine is is firing at. But isn't that the nature of trench
warfare? My guess is cephalopods, they're cruel bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Dangerous fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeee..pew pew pew
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Set phasers to "Shark"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# shrx!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)