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From the Disney Marvel Mashup challenge. See all 319 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:10, archived)
# You make TV look like smashing two rocks togther for entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:15, archived)
# isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Mostly, yes.
Woosum as always, Doc Captain Freedom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:18, archived)
# I cannot stand television. You can scream at it all day and it never cares.
Scream at you and it's interactive. Shine on you, crazy fucking person.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:20, archived)
# thank you all so much
who wants to make movies that kill people with me?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:37, archived)
# I know postbear would be up for that.
I think I'd be more inclined to make movies that physically hurt
people. That way you might get to do it more than once each.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Movies that bruise people would work.
Bruising is the next body modding fad, I'm sure of it.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Guys! Guys! Guys!
Zombies that don't like brains, but like to pinch people! Pinching Zombies!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Oooooh!
That is pure win.

Or spanking zombies, and the urge to spank spreads until no-one can turn their back on anyone.
Hundreds of years later the human race survives, but the culture has made spanking central to it's philosophy, replacing handshakes and communion both.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:42, archived)
# soon people's asses are so bruised and red that they can no longer sit on their butts and now have to do something else instead
something so horrible there arent even words in the dictionary for it
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:45, archived)
# No words in *english*
In China they call it KUNG FU!!!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:51, archived)
# oh yeah i forgot
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:52, archived)
# this is a good idea
last week i beat my chest so much it produced a brilliant fist shaped bruised over my left nipple.

bruising is fun.

lets all do it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Okay everyone!
Mea-CULPA mea-CULPA mea-MAXIMA-CULPA!
ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Or be like me and take up spinning chain whips; you'll never be bruise free again.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:37, archived)
# i want to be so bruised i will look like a blackman who cant touch things because it hurts too mucg.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:43, archived)
# by the way
where is postbear????

i miss him
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:46, archived)
# He's been by a couple of evenings recently.
Life is a bit complex for him at the moment.
External and internal woes. He knows we care.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:55, archived)
# poor guy
i miss him

hope he gets better
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I do, I do!
I have horrible teeth.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDr9vjc1w50&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:53, archived)
# is that better than chewing bark off of a tree?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Depends on the tree bark I guess...
www.erowid.org/plants/mimosa/mimosa_chemistry1.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:24, archived)
# big cakey purple boogers
YUM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:27, archived)
# Never done DMT
Or salvia. Never going to do opiates. But tripped more than a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:32, archived)
# i dont do any of that
THC used to be too much for me to handle. My head makes plenty of yummy chemicals on its own
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:35, archived)
# You don't seem to have any issues tripping everyone else out with your imagry.
Hmmm?? EDIT for sooth, I dig your vibe and my challenges, all of them, are merely comedic in nature. as I hold the highest regard for the creators here. If anything, I wish to play the part of the foil, enabling farcial discourse, yet my skills are weak, and I often observe better examples. Perhaps the players know each other more. But I will never say 'fuck off' with earnest. I foster the humorous figments.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:47, archived)
# I like the Homer.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 4:23, archived)