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[challenge entry] Real enough for you?

From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:12, archived)
# heh
heh

I like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Not cool
Not cool at all.
(Bebop, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:14, archived)
# the war
seems more real now.
(psausage76, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Press your interactive button now!
(emptyspace, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:16, archived)
# push the little red buttton
baby

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:17, archived)
# I pressed the little red button
and now the TV's not on...what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:20, archived)
# you pressed the little red button
thats what happened
(psausage76, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Ha!
you listen to Wogan...

(and so do I, busted!)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:23, archived)
# actually
I don't listen to Wogan, I listen to my dad and I don't think he listens to Wogan
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Ah well
that gag was on there this morning is all.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:30, archived)
# insert
joke
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:37, archived)
# It's an old one
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Ha ha. At about half 11 last night the BBC had "press for Baghdad" in the top left hand corner of the screen.
I didn't realise it was a caption until my Digibox told me my batteries were about to run out.
D'oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Sky News having
a little red WAR button is the most obscene thing I've seen in a long time.

Can't wait until Murdoch buys Channel 5 and gets a right good grip on the populace.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:36, archived)
# heheh
nice antisocial commentary there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# "Cheating on
her husband with lesbian siamese twins"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:19, archived)
# I was going to do
"doesn't know torturer is waiting backstage with nipple clamps and 12-volt battery"

... but it may have been misconstrued.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Really?
You think so?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:26, archived)
# rofletc
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:29, archived)
# *snigger*
^^now that could be taken the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 25 Mar 2003, 22:19, archived)