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# S'not fair
why can't cayke be one of my five a day?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# it is
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Braw!
*off to the cayke shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# This calls for carrot cake
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# If you eat five caykes in a day
surely one would cound as one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# CAYKE IS NOT ONE OF YOUR FIVE A DAY
It has to be stuff with fruit.
Like Skittles and Sunny Delight.
Also I think strawberry Cornettos
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# And wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Wine, cider, in fact most kinds of alcohol count.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Alcohol is made from yeasts
Yeasts is an animavegtable.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Yeasts are eukaryotic micro-organisms classified in the kingdom Fungi, with about 1,500 species currently described;
they dominate fungal diversity in the oceans. Most reproduce asexually by budding, although a few do so by binary fission.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# No.
The technical term is animavegetable.

CF Venus Fly Traps, Stephen Hawkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Yeasts are unicellular, although some species with yeast forms may become multicellular
through the formation of a string of connected budding cells known as pseudohyphae, or false hyphae as seen in most molds.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# and they live in little brown jars
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Marmite is the name given to two similar food spreads:
a British version produced in the United Kingdom and South Africa, and a version produced in New Zealand. Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing, and is suitable for vegetarians and vegans.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# a Marmite is in fact a cooking pot
which is the same shape as the jar. The product took its name from this shape of pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# The image on the front of the British jar shows a "marmite",
a French term for a large, covered earthenware or metal cooking pot. The British Marmite was originally supplied in earthenware pots, but since the 1920s has been sold in glass jars that approximate the shape of such pots.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# "marmite" is the term for a young marmoset
In France, they capture wild Marmites, hollow them out and tan the hides. These hides are then used as containers in which to ferment various alcoholic drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# MARMITE IS SUPER AWESOME!
See? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

Wikipedia agrees!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Yeast of Eden?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# if you 'pat' marmite, in the same way that you pat butter
then it turns white.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# In February 2007 Marmite produced a limited edition Guinness Marmite of 300,000 250g jars of their yeast extract with 30% Guinness yeast.
The Guinness Marmite has a more subtle and smoother taste. Although it is alcohol free, it still retains a noticeable hint of "Guinness" flavour. Its consistency is rather more runny than the normal Marmite and care might be needed when opening the white and black liveried jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Yeast produces booze.
Booze yeast is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# :O
I have just learned some science
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Pull my finger!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Ahahaha
This is totally ace.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# What about Iced Gems? They're fruit flavour.
And cocoa is a bean, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Yes, iced gems too
but not chocolate gems, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I hear that some people actually believe that jaffa cakes count as one of the five!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# What a bunch of idiots.
They contain cocoa nuts too, so it's two of your five if you eat enough.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Andy Parsons FTW
If you protect against flu by injecting ... flu ... then surely to protect against obesity one should have some cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Haha I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# He is rather funny on occasion.
However, he has worse comic delivery skills than Rizzi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I love his delivery.
It's so easy to immitate, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *takes 5 minutes to say something funny*
*everyone laughs*
*carry on the joke for another 3 minutes for no reason at all*

Yep, pretty easy to do I guess ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Bah.
Everyone's a critic. I think he's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Don't get me wrong,
he makes me laugh, it is just his delivery that really annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I like him but I can imagine that his style can irritate some
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# He looks like Ming the Merciless too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)