NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: INNAPPROPRIATE TV PRODUCT PLACEMENT

It was announced this week that product placement will be allowed on commercial television. What product would you put on what programme to get massive LOLs?
Challenge suggested by The Twisted Omentum and voted for by YOU.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:52,
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In before complaints.
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zoldergoose,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:52,
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Not even a TV pea
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:03,
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ha ha
Whenever this comes on the radio I always say 'angry bedwetters? pfft!'.
click
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4Q just lurking,
Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:08,
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yay
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:53,
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What's Imodium?
Is it like Caneston Duo?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:54,
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Not exactly
It's for bottom trauma.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:59,
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Tummy cement
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:59,
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:00,
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Small cork pills that you ingest,
then they expand at just the right moment. Saves hammering bigger ones in at the other end. Isn't modern pharmaceutical technology marvellous? What's next, a suppository for mouth ulcers?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:03,
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When you suffer from migraines so severe they make you vomit
shoving something up your botty or injecting yourself with medication is the only way.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:12,
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*Glees*
An un-nerdy topic at last!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:59,
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should have been Heston
:-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:38,
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