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# But that would require somekind of brain power
the likes of which is unimaginable ;)

Best way not to have you drinks spiked is not to get so fucking drunk you wouldn't know anyway, plus never leave your drink unattended.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:31, archived)
# There are 15 possible symptoms of alcohol poisoning.
It really pisses me off when I hear the girls in the office saying that they thought their drinks were spiked last night because they felt different to how they normally feel when they've poisoned themselves with alcohol.

No you silly bints, you just drank too much and it just so happened that on that occasion you happened to have a different set of 5 or 6 of those symptoms to the 5 or 6 you normally get.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)
# No. 3 - Spunk in hair
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I get that one alot.
I wouldn't mind, but it's the hair on my back.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# do the lumps stop you sleeping?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I tell you,
it may seem funny to "superman" a hoe, but it stops being funny when you're on the receiving end of it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# This is mostly true unfortunately
It saddens me because being raped is a very serious issue and now it just a fucking joke about women who drink too much then bleat on because they didn't act responsibly after getting drunk which is what alcohol does!

I like a drink but I won't let myself get drunk - what's the point of throwing up good alcohol or waking up next to some ugly looking goatfucker of a bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Well from the ugly goatfucker's point of view
that is the point.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I'm sure there are lots of lovely goats
who would happily date them... lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Goats are noble and dignified animals.
Plus, they tend to use eHarmony.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ^ agreed
"Rape is not a fucking joke"
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)