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# New challenge up
Modernise the bible


What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that,
the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up
to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as
'Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?' and
'Would you steal a movie?'

Apologies for lateness - Fraser is on holiday and I forgot
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)
# No Star Trek?
*huffs*

Thanks Mr. Chthonic :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Should there have been?
(out of touch with this /board lark - been doing qotw for too long)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:26, archived)
# No. No, there shouldn't.
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ^This
*Refuses to duck*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Not really...
There's just a minor board event/bandwagon about Star Trek characters in spinoffs - still a load on the page.

You know what we're like - we'll probably just enter them into the challenge in any case ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Ah
bandwagons tend to make bad challenges as (a) they are full of reposts and (b) they've usually descended to in-jokes by the time the challenge comes round.

Give us a good angle on it in the suggestions page and we'll see :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I like darth vader the best
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I hate that ad,
YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR!

I might. Then what fuckers, eh?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Swap you some magic beans for said car.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Nah, I've still got tons of magic beans for all those cows I stole the other week.
I don't see what's so magic about them, they've done fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:30, archived)
# You're not meant to eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:31, archived)
# not MEANT to
but I did.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I'd download a car if I could.
Fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Me too, I'd download a life also.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:31, archived)
# The IT Crowd take on it was masterful:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Aye!
Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)
# arf.....plenty of scope for mis-interpretation then:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] how the dinosaurs died
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:31, archived)
# BOOOOOO
STAR TREK
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:34, archived)