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# Nae worries and nothing personal
But I always always hated that part of the whole Crimbo thing. You're happy, there's stories of donkeys and camels and gold and frankincense and myrrrrrrh and then BAM slaughter of the innocents. No thank you, I'll keep my Christmas up to the bit before that ta.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# you must really enjoy your easter eggs then mrs T
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I know I do
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
that'll cure my choccy addiction....(maybe!)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# "Eating Turkey at Christmas Is Like Nailing An Egg To The Cross" says Bishop
Those are the headlines, god I wish they weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# From what paper?
'The Daily Peculiar Simile'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# The Christopher Morris Globe & Mail...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Nailing an egg to the cross ehh?
I now have a purpose for next Easter, to nail a creme egg to a cross.
And put a crown of thorns on it.
And some tatty pants.
Oh and a fake beard.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Ooh, and a loin cloth!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Loincloth = tatty pants
Not really much difference is there? Strategically ripped-off pieces of the covering foil should do the trick!
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh yes of course sorry
My brain just read it as 'tatty shop' and didn't question why....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:03, archived)