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# I'm not wearing a burka, I'm a fucking elephant's leg, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:01, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I'm not wearing a burka, I'm a fucking elephant's leg,
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just park this quietly here then
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Oh I see.
Too good for a badly drawn elephant in a trilby, are we?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
# :D...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
# You are Ralph Steadman AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Ye Gods,
that there is some fucking praise.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I like the parallel lines.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Nice use of shadow too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)
# have you been drinking, Mr P?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
#
, Mr P?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# No, I just drew a picture of a chap in a dishdasha
who is a spy.

He is hiding by pretending to be an elephant's leg.

The elephant is wearing a trilby, to add to the nonchalance of the disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)
# You can tell it is a man, because his testicles can be seen below the hem of the dishdasha.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hahahah, I can see it now... you are a complete loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Yeaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ah, an excuse to repost this:
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# man shes hawt
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hawt?
she's man!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)
# this makes sense in an alternate universe but i'm not in that universe right now
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I like this
The flagrant disregard for any style whatsoever, starkly drawn in red ink (so often the colour of disapproval from our teachers in our formative years) coupled with the subtle undertones of the violent message produce a diluted juxtaposition that is both powerful and fragrant.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I wasn't going for fragrant, but a lot of what you say accurately reflects my intent
as I finished this off.

When I was starting it I was drawing a sketch map to show the journey of the first men to leave Africa, across the Red Sea and along the, now underwater, coast of Yemen.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:12, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Yes.
When you replied I was slightly excited by the counterpoint.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I thought as much
Quite obvious in retrospect
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Tonight I might try drawing with my feet too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I may actually do this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)
# An I have:
b3ta.com/board/9711702
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:12, archived)
# i like it
like a mutant with an elongated head and a fucked up arm
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# To be fair though,
you do everything like a mutant with an elongated head and a fucked up arm. Your liking this is appreciated though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I can't deny that.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:22, archived)