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(Feedmeastraycat Is God an Atheist?, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Titties!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:21, archived)
# i'm not impressed...it's blood sexist...she gets to be in the nip with it all hanging out
and do they think of us ladies and gaymen..no..they give him a fucking leaf...fucking piss take.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)
# To be fair
Men's bits are not one of God's most aesthetic designs, and fannies don't really hang out.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I have seen plenty of fannies that hang out.
Mainly when I was a student in urology attending prolapse clinics.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:31, archived)
# but i like cocks....and i have a twat of my own that i can look at...for hours on end.....it's hyponotic.
no really.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# No, cocks are gross. Hilarious but gross.
Did you see my wadercat music video? I thought you might appreciate it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Speak for yourself mate
Mine's a work of art.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ^this
with knobs on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:27, archived)
# DING DONG!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# The guy's wearing a leaf
But the girl's wearing a snake :]
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)
# The snake isn't covering anything
whilst the leaf is!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ashally
he is nekkid

it's just in those days, gof had made man's penis in his own image, and yea, verrily, it was in the shape of a vine leaf

( hence the origin of the expression "to get wood" as when the man
plant gets excited, it's leaf would grow, over the span of a couple of years, and
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Macs: the source of all evil.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:16, archived)
#
"Ladies and Gentlemen. Taffy Lewis presents Miss Salomé and the snake. Watch her take the pleasures from the serpent that once corrupted man."
(Feedmeastraycat Is God an Atheist?, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)