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# BIGGER THAN JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Get that thing a giant boob, quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Get me two!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:09, archived)
# ATTACK OF THE 50FT BABY!



heads for the bandwagon bunker
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:39, archived)
# He's at least 65 ft.,....c'mon!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:10, archived)
# BIGGER THAN SATURN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:39, archived)
# FFUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!...ready, aim, FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:43, archived)
# That sauce picture is from a recent amazing feat of engineering
In just 3 days engineers were able to replace a major section of a bridge going between Oakland and San Francisco (eventually it will all be torn down so a new bridge can be put in almost the same place...)

www.wgnradio.com/news/nationworld/sns-viral-bay-bridge-repair-footage-story,0,6042403.htmlstory

except for the exploding giant baby part
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:48, archived)
# all because those damn humans breed like rabbits
ooooh, maybe the baby is symbolic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:52, archived)
# it is because they won't
telecommute!

probably more than 50% of the people who drive to and from San Francisco every day could do the same job from their home computer, but the corporations want their slaves in full view, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:58, archived)
# ...but to be fair
anyone who lives in Oakland is probably desperate for a reason to get out for at least a few hours every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:19, archived)
# there are a few good things to do in Oaktown - they are tying hard to improve stuff
if you try hard enough (or go to Emeryville or Berkeley) but spending a few hours stuck in traffic is not so much fun - I have done that many too many times...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:24, archived)
# Berkeley is nice
much less likely to be shot in the face than Oakland itself.

Whenever I am in San Francisco, it is always nice to drive the long way back over the Golden Gate bridge and round the North Bay before stopping off in Berkeley for something to eat. And then speeding like fuck through Oakland before I am shot, raped and carjacked. In that order.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:29, archived)
# Hey, I have walked the streets of West Oakland
and lived to tell about it - and I know a lot of (non-gangster) people who live and play there. My band has a regular gig in Oakland - I am not ah-skeered to go there, most of the time...

and there is a whole lot more to the East Bay than just Oakland - a whole bunch of people live over there and have to commute on that damn bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:36, archived)
# I just want the giant baby to destroy it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:38, archived)
# the pee, IT BURNS!!!
*resists animating pee three nights in a row.*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Needs some green spew... done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Don't wizz on the electric fence......................COCK OF FIRE!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:07, archived)
# He's really mad now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:24, archived)
# oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:28, archived)
# yeah, you guys better run!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:36, archived)
# BIG BABY . . . it's a Saab Story !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Drivin' and cryin'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:25, archived)
# No More Gears !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:30, archived)
# I'm a highway star!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:35, archived)
# sniff'n'the tears
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I reogise that baby...
From my "welcome new person" image...


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:30, archived)
# BABBY SMASH

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:51, archived)
# BABBY CRUSH TEIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:03, archived)
# YEAH!...FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 5:07, archived)
# How is giant exploding babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:31, archived)