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WAHEY!
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Barbarossa
is not my real name
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:51,
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Most girls would enjoy 7 inches
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cenaris
Is dividing 3 by waffle
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:53,
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inches
cakes
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fannycradock
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:57,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa
is not my real name
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:58,
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Hello!
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Maximinimus
you stick around I'll make it worth your while
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:11,
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HI!
EEEP!!
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fannycradock
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:13,
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Are you well?
EXCITED?
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Maximinimus
you stick around I'll make it worth your while
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:14,
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Very well thanks.
YES! YOU?
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fannycradock
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:15,
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I'm good
And very!
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Maximinimus
you stick around I'll make it worth your while
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:16,
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Some girls will, some girls won't
Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't
Well, I know I've got the fever but I don't know why
Some say they will and some girls lie
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Joe Scaramanga
with a G-double-O-D vibration
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:57,
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*You have been listening to the JS sexual help line*
The remainder of this call is charged at £5.00 per 30 seconds.
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The magic of chutney
Shakes it like an Instagram filter!
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:01,
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Girth? maybe
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Maximinimus
you stick around I'll make it worth your while
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:59,
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I knew a girl once but it turned out to be me in the mirror.
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Ttssattsr
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:01,
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Daily or Sunday?
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Kamikaze Stoat
£4.09
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:09,
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first one, then the other
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discomeats
This canoe
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:11,
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"Attack of the"
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mofaha
┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:04,
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Pffft.
Silly :D
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Prequal
This is serious business. Very serious.
, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:30,
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