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# Guess what I got for my birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# A Playstation
?
(Bretty, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# No, not a playstation.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# a camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Astonishingly, the above picture is not a real photo of my cock although it is hard to tell because of the stunning quality.
Generally my cock does not look as happy as this though.
Guess again?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# A highly skilled artist employed to specifically paint pictures of your cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# This would be pretty cool
But unnecessary. The above picture is entirely my own work, so as you can see I am a highly skilled artist.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Not another pair of socks?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Well yes, I did get socks but they were not the main present...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
#
A Cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Why would I need another cock?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# If you have to ask
then it's probably not for you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# A cannon?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# anal?
she tidied the house from top to bottom as per your specific instructions, in minute detail.

with apologies to family guy.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I wish :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# hmm
you got a particularly untidy house then?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Sadly not.
However it is not too late if anyone would still like to give me drugs
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I ate them, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# A new head . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# oh i know, those stilts that are just plastic cups on string
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)