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# Fantastic! :D
How's the book coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# The book is on hold, instead I'm releasing short stories as audio books.
I've recorded the first four. One of them will be available for download very soon (hopefully in the next 24 hours, assuming my new shop software goes live). There'll be two free ones and two paid-for ones available by the end of the month :)

My theory is that it'll be a lot easier to get an agent when I can say 'I've already had 5,000 people downloading my stories'. So... All I need now is to get several thousand people downloading my stories!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Lovely jubbly!
Make sure to let me know when they are up and running, would like to give them a listen :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# If all goes to plan, then it should be pretty obvious when they go online
but I'll make sure you hear about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
#
Got a story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Yeah, you deserve a break ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Where were you on Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# He was busy hiding all the remaining packets of Iced Gems from the marauding herds of Rhino in Macclesfield.
*admittedly, this is just a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# And that raises further questions
As to where you were as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I was journeying twixt London and Brum.
Rather scuppered my bash plans.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Doh :(
You were missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# The book is written
It could do with a bti of polishing, but finding an agent is always the tricky part, so I figured I'd use what I've got experience with to try and tilt the odds in my favour.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :)
One of my favourite ever family guy sketches.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha
I fully read that in Stewie's voice too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)