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(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Fuck. The little thing, whatever it is, has a point.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha office snortering
Brill stuff as usual, Msr/Mme Zone!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Dr, actually!
Which really helps no-one with the gender online.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Real doctor or phd?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Of course they can
They're yawning constantly

Life as a fish is fucking boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I hope you are aware that your constant accusations
of racism are in fact setting back the Black rights movement by years each time?

You must be very proud of yourself.

You racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I fucking hate racism!
I hate it nearly as much as I hate Papua New Guineans! Fucking bastards stole my Oyster card!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Bloody Pacific Islanders are all the same.
Got my camera nicked in Fiji and some Solomon islander stole £200 out of my suitcase.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I don't think you can really blame the Fijians for nicking your camera.
They just misread Fuji probably....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Are you saying Fijians can't read properly?

You fucking racist!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Yeah, I am, what of it?
Fucking Pacific rimmers!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Dammit, now you made me racist.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I l=kb
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Fantastic! :D
How's the book coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# The book is on hold, instead I'm releasing short stories as audio books.
I've recorded the first four. One of them will be available for download very soon (hopefully in the next 24 hours, assuming my new shop software goes live). There'll be two free ones and two paid-for ones available by the end of the month :)

My theory is that it'll be a lot easier to get an agent when I can say 'I've already had 5,000 people downloading my stories'. So... All I need now is to get several thousand people downloading my stories!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Lovely jubbly!
Make sure to let me know when they are up and running, would like to give them a listen :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# If all goes to plan, then it should be pretty obvious when they go online
but I'll make sure you hear about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
#
Got a story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Yeah, you deserve a break ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Where were you on Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# He was busy hiding all the remaining packets of Iced Gems from the marauding herds of Rhino in Macclesfield.
*admittedly, this is just a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# And that raises further questions
As to where you were as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I was journeying twixt London and Brum.
Rather scuppered my bash plans.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Doh :(
You were missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# The book is written
It could do with a bti of polishing, but finding an agent is always the tricky part, so I figured I'd use what I've got experience with to try and tilt the odds in my favour.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :)
One of my favourite ever family guy sketches.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha
I fully read that in Stewie's voice too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahahhahah! outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# The can and they do.
Our Pufferfish, Martha yawns so wide her face practically turns inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Good gods!
The violence!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hee!
What is the little thing? Is it a bunny?
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# It's Mr Floppity if I remember
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Yep. He's clearer on the big versions.
There were close-ups a week ago. comic.matazone.co.uk/2009/09/28/self-doubt/
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# fish fart too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
# The whole point of a yawn is to draw more air into the lungs.
No lungs means no yawn.

/The More You Know blog
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# That is not what a yawn is for
that is what breathing is for. And fish do yawn, everything with a backbone does, except for giraffes (special adaptations to their respiratory system).

Nobody knows what yawning is for really (as in primary function), though there is some evidence supporting the notion that yawning improves vigilance. It might do this by cooling blood going to the brain by drawing cooler air over the larynx which is fully aducted during a yawn: greater surface area and cooling. This might be different for fish, but they do yawn, honest.

There is also the social yawn, but I won't bore you with that :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)