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[challenge entry] Soggy Horse Jizz.

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(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# crumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
I'm going now but HI :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# not much chance of those
what with all the "fluids" everywhere.....yes, I disgust myself sometimes too
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# It is never nice to see horse cum coming out of a womans nose
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# It is never nice to horse cum coming out of a womans nose
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# just for you Hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Smashy
I feel like I am spinning from my centre :D

Just look at this Smash twitter.com/account/profile_image/Danny_DeVito?hreflang=en
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Barfs a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Ok I'll play, but I warn you that I am a master of this game.
but I warn you that I am a master of this game.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# swift exit.
don't you love how the game encourages practice of what nobody would actually wish for in a real life sex situation......unless you be a rapist.
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# How do you know I'm not?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Velvet gloved DonkeyPunch
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
#
and how do you sir, know i'm not one also. On that subject, what would happen if a rapist raped a rapist? would the world end?
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# No, they'd probably just take it in turns.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# how very cordial of them
must be obligatory for members of the rapists union
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# No, it just kind of makes sense. One would start raping the other, most likely the stronger of the two rapists. Eventually they would get tired, giving the other rapist a chance to start raping the first, until he became to worn out and the first rapist
had recovered enough to start raping him again.

I hope you're following this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It's like the Korean War
but more rapey.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=da3Xun-yGCQ
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Only a bit more rapey
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# beautiful
that would be the start of a wonderful relationship....shall we?
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I already raped you while you weren't looking.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)