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# Do you think I've got 'Cunt' written on my forehead?!
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(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# He's so fucking versatile,
he's like a chameleon.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I love his Dr. Zhivago
pure genius.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# just like that other guy.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# sort of.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I still call him 'Turkish'...
...(from Snatch).
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# He's great I love Transporter
but Crank2 was really quite weird but still good
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# He's like a parody of himself
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Yeah at least he can laugh at his own persona
I also like seeing Vinnie Jones in movies too they should team up and do an action movie to shame the Yanks.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# and they should have a scene where they kick the living
piss out of Danny Dyer
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Oh yes this - so much so this - please let it happen
who is Danny Dyer? :)
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# hahaha... contemplation
or perhaps constipation.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Contemplating the latter?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I have been told twice in the last 2 weeks,
by completely seperate people who have never met each other that I look like Jason Statham. I knew shaving my head would be a decision I would regret....
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I bet you're ANGRY!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I AM REALLY FUCKING ANGRY YOU CUNT!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# You're a bit cranky
this evening...

geddit?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# You're a bit
FACKIN' CAAAAAAAAAAAHNT this evening.....

You're gonna FACKIN' GET IT!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Crank 1 was a good film
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I enjoyed both films,
but I was also running up and down the cinema aisles shouting "I'M FUCKING ANGRY" during the entirety of both performances.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Transporter is also a good film
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I like Jason Stratham because he looks like he actually knows martial arts in fight scenes.
Whether or not he actually does I have yet to find out, but I'm too lazy to do research, especially at 23:59.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I thought Crank 2 was even better
It's like they said "fuck it - let's just make the stupidest movie possible".
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I like how when he gets really angry he turns upside down and then there is more hair near the top.
That's the bit I like.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# This is the exact progression of anger.
MORE HAIR MEANS I'M ANGRIER THAN BEFORE!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Remember,
You are not a salmon.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Silly Ikea Boy.
Jason Statham is not Ray Winstone ;)
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)