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[challenge entry] Meh....

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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# poo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# How is Birmingham.
Made any cool soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Cold
and no.
Im eating sandwich with a cup of tea while avoiding work
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Silly Epiphany!
You should have made a toasted cheese sandwich and had it with Tomato soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I don't get paid til the end of october
I have to be economical with what little money I have
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# What's cheaper than Cheese sammidge and Tomato Soups?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Cheese is expensive
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Not eating cheese sammich and tomato soups
Heinz soup is totally on offer at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Office plants

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# He can dance if he wants to.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# He can leave his friends behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# pond water
and a fallen leaf

nutricious and delicious and half the calories of a puddle with a stick in it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# The correct answer was:
Lidl Cheese Sammidges and Netto Tomato Soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Cheese is still expensive at aldi... my local cheap supermarket
I had reduced ham and lettace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# SUM LETTACE, M8.
LETTIZ.
LETTIZIZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# yea about that puddle you kindly sold on to me
i'm having trouble getting it home if you know what i mean!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# look, if your pockets leaked that's your own problem
it clearly said sold as seen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# dirt
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Notorious Uzbek cartoonist Redsushi Whoop! Whoop! turned deaf overnight, after eating too many deep-fried butterflies.
Inconsolable, he sold his entire Cheeky Girls record collection and donated the 13p he made to charity.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I find this very insensitive due to my profound deafness in my left ear you heartless bastard!
Luckily though, I still have my ear trumpet that Magic of Chutney made me!

www.reflected-loaf.co.uk/100.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Actual deafnesss?
I sorry to hear that.

Once again, MoC made a cool one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I saw it linked yesterday on here.
Fantastic work as ever dude, but as you know, SW aint my thing :)

Have the results come in yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# What?

Oh, haha, I was referring to the Magic of Chutney, not to LEGO. For a change.

But thanks anyway ;) It's not my story, mind. One of the judges made it up and we had to build something to go along with it. I just invented the twisted ending.
Results are in: I am now among the last eight contestants.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# LOL! MOC vs MoC!
Well done dude!

I met a girl from Utrecht in Camden last week! Trufax!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Really? These chix get everywhere

fit?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# She was actually.
Unfortunately, her boyfriend was with her. But she was still disturbingly touchy feely.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# You could've had them both

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I tried to watch it again last night.
Didn't make it to the end.'Noon!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Helloes!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# YO!
Gah! Facebook tagging is horrible, I knew I shouldn't have made friends with people :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I know the feeling :P All my friends can now see both the images tagged of me :P
I just tagged Leonard.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# And by all my friends I mean the 1/2 dozen people that aren't b3tans or family :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# O Rly?
I watched the pilot when it leaked a couple of months ago and thought it was ok. I shall stick with it, I am just catching up on the new Family Guys and American Dads, then episode 2 shall be watched :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I watched (some) of episode 2 last night.
It's a bit Meh. When you are used to LOLing every twenty seconds at Family Guy and American Dad, I expected the same from this. Maybe I'm just racist :D
ALSO: Kunt has asked me to illustrate a book of celebrity poems he is writing - EEP!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I just had a proper Lol moment at American Dad.
Bullock: Well Da Vinci was a well known sexual deviant. You know that picture of the man in a wheel? Blueprints for a rape machine!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Haha, is this series 5?
I so can't wait for series 5 to come out
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# It's excellent.
Roger is possibly my favourite cartoon character ever.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Aye, Series 5.
And Series 8 of Famoily Guy started last week too. The first episode of Series eight of Family Guy is utter fucking woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# What channel are these on?
Or is this some sort of online streaming mallarky?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Torrent downloads.
Do you want me to gaz you the links?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# :D
I need Mr Stewart saying 'Rape Machine' on a loop. Just for, er.. a couple of projects I'm working on, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I shall endeavour to isolate it as an mp3 for you later ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# OOH! :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Shaun Murphy is out, Michael. :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Oh noes!
Ttssattsr, I have secret things to tell you.

I have not seen any of the Grand Prix at all....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# O'Sullivan is playing at 1:30 and Ricky Walden @ 7.
Be there, or be somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# David Coulthard wins
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# How could anyone with a perfectly geometric chin lose?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# They're scottish?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# It fucks with the airflow or something,
like an aerofoil.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# exactly...
...that show needs to be flushed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I reserve judgment for 20 minutes whilst I watch the second
episode....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# It's a marketing failure...
...black people don't watch it,... and white folks hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)