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# The monster that lives under our stairs has had a baby. It can't decide on a name, can you help?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Jade
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hitomi has a skirt on. She's revealed that the time is 15:41.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Would you happily have your sight in one eye replaced with a feed from that website?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Yes!
Also: fuck - stunning shot from Ronnie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I would prefer it if the same Japanese lady didn't do about 4 minutes in a row.
They should mix it up.

Is Ronnie your new favourite-who-is-still-in-the-grand-prix?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# O'Sullivan or Mark Williams. I'm secretly backing Barry Pinches now though. Dude rox.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Nana is four days younger than me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I wasn't a fan of her, or Savannah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# O type blood is clearly the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Could be.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I changed the time on my computer a few times to cheat the system.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# You BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] MATCH PREDICTION:
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# That's why they call him 'The Rocket'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Aaargh, 3 all
I CAN'T STAND THE TENSION
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *adblock to the rescue*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# HAHAHA
"It must be tight, you know. It's almost touching the pink"

"Much tighter than he expected it to be"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I like Hitomi
even if she looks a bit like the freaky alien girl in the old playstation advert.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I wonder how many pictographs they have.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Rachelica
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ooooooh..... classy.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I wouldn't name it if I were you; you'll only get emotionally attached to it, and when it reaches adulthood, the military are only going to hunt it down and try to kill it
of course it will only eat the lot of them, leaving it just you to kill it in the most silly/convoluted, but emotionally charged way for the final scene, as you know deep down, it is the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# It's not that sort of monster.
Our one's from Belgium. It's Walloon. I think that explains it all nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# this has now got me thinking of this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splice_%28film%29

I was a big fan of Cube, so I'm looking forward to this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Oh yes, that looks good!
This is the mother monster:

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Poor cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Here's the father....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I did a fuck on your dolly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# "Teleporter Trial no.23 - test subject: Cat, notes: were almost htere, guys! we managed to transport 85% of the subject this time - we just need to work on getting the skin to go with it!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Killit
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Fetid
It's not a 'girl', right?
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# aaaaahhhh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Butka Nitbeam Ilked
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I can't help you, but perhaps you could help me clean the poo from my pants?
/Fears
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Rupert Grint
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)