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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Ha!
It will never work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I know,
Cheese in a can is teh awesome.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# No.
It is not!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# it's evil
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Sorry
It is a guilty pleasure of mine.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman to
Scottish Cuisine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Mmmm
I could so eat that right now.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# don't you dare bad mouth our fine heart palpitating cuisine
you are on record saying it was great! ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I never said I didn't love it.
But I never said it wasn't evil either.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)
# mmmmmm
we have deep fried mars bars (and various other fried chocolate bars)
but I yet to find a chip shop that does deep fried pizza

I'm just gonna have to fry it myself
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I honestly haven't seen a chippy in scotland that sells deep fried mars bars
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It's a Fife thing mostly. I've seen it first hand.
Most offer a choice of confectionary, including Cadbury's Creme Eggs. So it's not just an urban myth I'm afraid.

Small wonder Scotland has the highest rate of coronary artery disease in the world.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Excuse me!
I was in the Kingdom a few weeks back and I didn't see any either....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# In River Cottage Gone Fishing
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall goes to the chip shop that invented it.

EDIT: The chip shop that claim to have invented it, anyway. Although that particular chip shop was in Portree. I've definitely seen it in Fife though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Where was he?
The only place I have seen it ever was actually in Polegate.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# 3 in 1, just off Sauchiehall St
sold me my first and last deep-fried Mars bar about four years ago. I believe they originated in Stonehaven. Might be going out of fashion a bit now.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# fuck they'd sell you deep fried smack if you asked, it has to be on the menu

or it's made up bullshit from english cunts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# My fuck...
I might go get a takeaway after looking at that.
(Bretty, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# ask for a munchie box at the local kebab shop
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I am still seriously disturbed that
the munchy box I bought up there only came with one can of "juice", implying it is intended for one.

And the fact that you call fizzy drinks juice in Scotland ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# My other half is Scottish.
We have both concluded that the reason why Iron Brew is the most popular soft drink in Scotland is just out of sheer bloody-mindedness. No one can actually enjoy that stuff.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# It was Irn Bru that was given to us with the Munchy Box :)
I drank it and enjoyed it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# You're just not right.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I like it too :)
It's just sugary, orange, fizzy stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# it's popular because it's a great hangover remedy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# It's not Scottish until it's been battered and deep-fried.
Box and all.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
# It is neither awesome,
nor, for that matter, cheese.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)