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# It's a depressing election
when a bunch of pussy back-stabbing cunts without a coherent policy that I've been able to discern (although I am, to be fair, an idiot) are still far and away the best choice.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# na theres basically no difference between labours policies and the tories
they're both just rhetoric and words, rarely do things in this country
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# i meant
that i've never really seen a consistent policy line coming out of the lib dems since kennedy went, they've just seemed to go kind of anonymous -- or that's how it looks from the outside, anyway, maybe it's different when you're still surrounded by british media

tories and labour i agree totally, there's precious little difference between them
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I used to like the lib dems when they were going to abolish tuition fees, but then I entered my final year of university so fuck it.
Make the next lot pay double.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Damn straight
I used to like the lib dems but then they got rid of the whiskey man and replaced him with the old chap who I'd felt honour-bound to vote for when I lived in his constituency, chiefly because a vote for anyone but old Ming was throwing your vote away -- a nice piece of work if you can arrange it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# They probably should have made Vince Cable the leader.
He seems to have the highest profile.

Him or Lembit.

Fuck Lembit though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I wouldn't want him as Prime Minister
as I don't think he would be as useful there as he would as Chancellor.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Isn't Vince Cable Dracula?
That would be brilliant.

"Would the Right Honourable gentleman care to repeat his question?"

"The children of the night, what sounds do they make?"

"Err.... Would the Right Honourable gentleman care to get his teeth out of my neck?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Michael Howard was a good vampire politician. Vampolitician.
Are you thinking... what we're thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Err...
we should dig up all the dead politicians and take them with us to the public gallery and use them as ventriloquist's dummies? "Winston Churchill disagrees!" we could have old Winnie saying. "Winston Churchill wants fags and booze and Cameron's bum on a platter!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Unfortunately,
since Paddy Pantsdown left the Lib Dem leadership, they haven't really got any coverage at all. The media still treat this country as a 2 party system, which it is in all but name to be fair. But you have to question the coverage of media for forcing that....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# blahblahSingleTransferableVoteblahblahblah
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# They got a fair bit under Kennedy
I liked him. Yeah, he liked a tipple, but who the hell wouldn't if you were lumbered with leading the most anonymous bunch in parliament? I thought he was a decent leader for them, he seemed like progress after Paddy, and left them in a better state. Now to me it seems they've gone massive steps back to bland oblivion. Pity.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Well that's the thing though.
Relatively speaking, he got fuck all coverage until the boozing accusations arose.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# unfortunately true
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Yeah, but Paddy was in the SBS
You can't get more badass than that. More trained killers should go into politics.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# And vampires
VAMPIRES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I like werewolves better.
They give me the impression that they would get on with things and get things done. I imagine vampires would spend a lot of time poncing about and talking about what needs to be done, but doing very little. Because when you're immortal, you've got very little motivation to actually get anything done.

A vote for werewolves is a vote for change - every month without fail.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# that's the thing though
a vote for vampires is a vote for consistency in these turbulent times. consistency, eastern accents, and natty suits.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I think vampires are more suited to being civil servants than politicians.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Hey boris the spider let's you and me commit socioeconomicclassocide.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)