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# The cat ate my model cars.


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The Twat
Saying that I don't actually share living space with a cat, nor do I have any model cars, and if I did they wouldn't
have been eaten because as stated previously I don't share with a cat. I say share rather than own because
lets face it even if you pay for one of the poncing little twats you might not get to keep it if it gets bored
of you.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Nice tilt shifting!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# hahahah
this is great

nicely too!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# :D ace
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Your pussy is massive.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# You say the sweetest things.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Gulliver had a kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Gulliver was actually a cat.
Find me a passage in the book that explicitly says he's not.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# It is heavily implied in the preface of the book.
Would you care for me to demonstrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)
# In fact,
even better in Chapter 1.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# "Gulliver, who was not a cat..."
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Well, let us take the fact that he was interned as a surgeon.
Although cats are awesome at cutting this out and open, they suck at doing people up again.

Also, he talks of his family moving from Oxfordshire to Nottinghamshire, Newark in particular.

Also, he travelled the world and COULD FUCKING TALK! Not to mention being able to write his memoirs out for the publisher, Richard Sympson.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# So, overall after careful consideration: Cat. Talented cat.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# In the context of a book with tiny people, giants and talking snobby horses,
I could well believe that a memoir-writing surgeon-cat would be plausible.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# that's nicely done.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# TILTTHREAD!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I just tiltshifted Streisand's Nose!


STREISAND'S NOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I was gonna do Karl Malden,
but I figured that would just be cruel. In fact, I love Karl Malden so much, I am gonna make a Karl Malden T-shirt RIGHT NOW! I shall post it when it is made!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# hahahahahah I made a cardboard cut out of housemates nose. I don't think he was impressed
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# nice
haha, poncing little twats
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# this is awsome
:)
(JoePesky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Great cat's eye view !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# :D
Striking!
(Cloudane, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)