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# :D ace
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Your pussy is massive.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# You say the sweetest things.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Gulliver had a kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Gulliver was actually a cat.
Find me a passage in the book that explicitly says he's not.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# It is heavily implied in the preface of the book.
Would you care for me to demonstrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)
# In fact,
even better in Chapter 1.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# "Gulliver, who was not a cat..."
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Well, let us take the fact that he was interned as a surgeon.
Although cats are awesome at cutting this out and open, they suck at doing people up again.

Also, he talks of his family moving from Oxfordshire to Nottinghamshire, Newark in particular.

Also, he travelled the world and COULD FUCKING TALK! Not to mention being able to write his memoirs out for the publisher, Richard Sympson.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# So, overall after careful consideration: Cat. Talented cat.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# In the context of a book with tiny people, giants and talking snobby horses,
I could well believe that a memoir-writing surgeon-cat would be plausible.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)