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[challenge entry] Apples & pears

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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Laaahhvely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Also:
"Mr Dunn revealed that the group sex had ended when the woman, who admitted downing several vodkas, bourbons and apple liqueurs, became concerned about her kitten.

He said the change in atmosphere led to the men throwing items out of the fourth floor window, which sparked the woman's call to the police. "
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Should have thrown the kitten into the mix
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# wrong kind
of pussy
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I quite like apples.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Me too.
Not crazy about pears.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Heh. What fools think that Asian pears are "pear-apples"? I laugh thus : "hahahahahaaaaaa!".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# There's some fruit in China called a banana apple. Bananapple.
I went looking for them and foudn this strange appleish thing, but I don't know if that actually is one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# What colour is the sky in China?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# It's a new colour they don't have anywhere else in the world.
Hard to describe.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Brownish grey?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Grellorange.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# i don't like any of the girls unless they give a cup size
No matter how ridiculous. One yesterday had an F cup but looked normal sized Japanese to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Did you see the link I posted earlier for looking at any of them?
www.bijint.com/encache/0000.html

WARNING SPOILER ALERT.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I did :)
but I would have no idea how to find any of them even if I knew who I was looking for.

Up to 2012 now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Taki is a very small restaurant.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Yes but she's big in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I like apples and pears.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I like turtles
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I prefer terrapins
They're the underdogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Terrapins are elitist

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# They are the piranhas of the turtle/tortoise world.
Attack in numbers. Very democratic. I've yet to see any animal they've attacked survive.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw_8j3MwfZo
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fucking hell! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# What's your opinion on pears?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9678186
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9678174
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
#
You know I did infact find that funny. I don't do yuga but I do drink and from time to time probable have been in 1 or 2 of those possisions. The compairacen between the two if situationally funny and compair and contrast kind of thing. Don't read too much into it, just laugh and if you have n=been there laugh at you self as I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Ha!
I would love to put some 'arry on Rachel's boat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)