b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9740623 (Thread)

# you are right sir.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Tell me how you arrived at your username in haiku.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Redsushi fucked up here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hey, sushi, you swine
I replied to your haiku
But you deleted.

it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I accidentally deleted it,
rather than edit it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# my wonderful creation
gone forever... waaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# we had a campfire.
we were on magic mushrooms.
my friend's a drummer.

i am a cucumber=6.
i'm a cucumber=5.
i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i'm a cucumber = 23.
i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i am a cucumber I am A cuCUMber = 24.
23+23=46, 23+24=47
46+47=93
23+23+23+24=93.
6+6+6+5+6+6+6+5+6+6+6+5+6+6+6+2+2+2=93
3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+2+2=93.
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=93
i made a non-haiku poem about it. would you like to hear it?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# i hope you were planning on saying yes cause here it is.
1 Will
3,3 6 Fixing old bicycles 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Sifting through nuts and bolts 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Ever more frustrating 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,3 5 Darkness starts to fall 1,1,1,1,1 23
3,3 6 Building a campfire 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Ritual sacrament 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Didgeridoo playing 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,3 5 Tuvan Throat Singing 1,1,1,1,1 23 46
3,3 6 Watching the embers dance 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Popping and crackling 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Being engulfed in smoke 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,3 5 Waiting, wondering 1,1,1,1,1 23
3,3 6 Chanting and counting out 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Sacred geometry 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 I am a cucumber 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,2,2 6 Jazz and metal rhythms! 1,1,1,1,1,1 24 47
> 93 <
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)
# i realize this may not answer your question.
so let me elaborate:
my friend plays in two different groups as a drummer for jazz and metal.
one day we made a campfire at my house and took mushrooms as a ritual sacrament.
i am a didgeridoo player and throat singer.
he had been singing a song like "i am a cucumber...please do not take me to the pickle farm."
we decided to play a rhythm in the time signature 23, which included 3 measures of 6/8 and one in 5/8.
after doing that for a while we started saying "i am a cucumber" for every measure of 6 and "i'm a cucumber" for every measure of 5.
after doing that for a while i started playing it on the didgeridoo with circular breathing, and throat singing it.
the throat singing rounded off the consonants into "royabagigaba royabagigaba royabagigaba roybagigaba."
after doing that for a while we did it four times but the fourth time instead of having a 5 at the end, we used 3 measures of 2 to make another 6.
this switched the emphasis of the syllables from "I am a CUcumber" to "I am A cuCUMber," and from "ROYabaGIGaba" to "ROYaBAgigAba."
this equals 1 measure in 93/8 time, or 2 measures, 1 in 46/8 and 1 in 47/8, or 4 measures, 3 in 23/8 and 1 in 24/8, or 16 measures, 13 in 6/8 and 3 in 5/8, or 33 measures, 27 in 3/4 and 6 in 2/4, or 93 measures in 1/1.
93 is the greek qabbalistic gematia number for the true will of man, and in thelema is the number for love, the law under which all in the universe operates.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Man. That made me hot!
Wanna wrestle?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:20, archived)
# well, if it's character building...
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# DUDE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# i know.
most badass username ever, right?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# And you are wrong, madam
* I really don't know why I'm the only woman on here that suffers thsi sexist shit everytime. Is it so fucking hard to understand maiden is a feminine name or that a quick look at my profile would settle before announcing "sir" the whole fucking time. This doesn't happen to the other women here - why just me?!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I think it is probably because the Badger icon
is so masculine?

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# OH IT ONLY HAPPENS TO ME.
It happens to loads of women on here, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Fuck the 'dude' remark
it doesn't happen to loads of women here.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Oh get over yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Duuuuuuuuuuuude

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I know, right. I totally went there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# You totally dis'd her.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# We all assume (mostly correctly) that anyone we encounter on the internet is really a man
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# But you have long hair,
so you're a girl right? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Only for you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I am now confused.
Sexually.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Well let me explain.
You see, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, the woman lies down....
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I am engorged.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Tumescence!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# this.
it's cause of all the porn what we find at the bottom of the internet.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I think we know that it makes you angry.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)