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# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I suspect the kickings have got a long way to go yet
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# 'ningles matey:)
So now that I've sorted out money crisis where do i sign up for TMOC chutney?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# ha ha step right up fella
you will be buying the last! jar (apart from the 4 I have kept for my own personal stash!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# And how does one go about purchasing such wonderment?
EDIT: Ta muchly:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# gazzed
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I would like to, at this juncture, express an interest in any future batches of magic chutney.
Weather permitting
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Blimey! Demand has exceeded supply!
when I make a new batch I will put it in my sig :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I shall remain vigilant.
Sadly, when you had it in your sig the other week I was strapped for cash at the time. Had to pay the missus' college tuition fees this month.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# When I was making it (all god knows how many jars) I thought...
what the hell am I gonna do with all this lot?
Turns out twixt village fete, in the pub, and on here, I have shifted the bloomin lot!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Not surprised.
I'm the market manager for my local farmers' market. Those sorts of products always seem to go down well. In fact, our chutney man has stopped coming because his newly opened shop has become such a success.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Ha ha Good on him!
People need educating in the ways of good chutney and pickles
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# It's a bit of a blow too.
We had a micro-brewery who has pulled out too because bottling up for the market wasn't worth it. He sells casks to local pubs only now. And one of our bakers went bust.

As luck would have it, it's come at a good time though. We also aren't allowed outdoor stalls in winter either, as the local covered market has some ancient charter from the 13th century saying we can't (apparently). So it means I had a load of traders from outdoors who I had to find space for indoors this month. Managed to squeeze them in.

I don't know why the borough market are complaining; their food hall is shit. The butcher's don't even use real carcasses - they buy everything wholesale. It's not like we're taking their customers; all our customers are people who want to buy good food.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Heheh yeah cheers muchly:)
TMOC chutney yam the new reggae reggae sauciness!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I think Reggae Reggae sauce has been, in a sense, a victim of its own success.
It's whole charm and unique selling point was that a cheerful black man made it in his kitchen and sang as he did it. Now they make 150,000 bottles a week in a factory, there's nothing separating it from any other mass produced table sauce. Still, I bet he's making a shed load of money, so that's good.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Hey riverghost I was in London on Friday, I was hoping to find time to visit you but I didn't have time in the end.
Lucky you ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# It is Friday.
Where are you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# That's a rather good 'shop
or did you happen to have her in your house and a spare roll of duct tape handy...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# *whistles*
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# top chopping there!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# No longer just a cunt
Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I'm so confused
but your username has made me do glee arms
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# never the picture always the name.
I feel like the b3ta version of a clever woman with massive knockers
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# well I still love you
not just because you have huge boobs
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Like a woman with big boobs
I'm actually a stupid man with a small penis.

So you love me huh?
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# cor
asl :P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Edit: wrong reply button, that was to the Twatt picture
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)