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# Oh dear
Quick question:
Who would win in a fight between an ocelot and a beaver.

Go
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:38, archived)
# They're nice friends.
They drink tea and do smiles.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Prove it with pictures
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Well
maybe another time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# the beaver's got the tooth advantage
as his never stop growing.

Slap the ocelot with its beaver tail... while it's stunned build a dam round it and trap it betwixt the sticks. Then sit with it's mouth around the wild cat's head and wait for it's teeth to their work.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I would like to see this animated
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Ocelot.
Beaver is a rodent which makes it basically an oversized mouse.
Ocelot is a kind of spotty cat as is my understanding.
Therefore Ocelot would eat Beaver.
Simples.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# beavers are pack animals and live in colonies
i think ocelots are solitary and just slightly bigger than an average house cat.

beavers will own ocelot.

ALso... wiki says there used to be beavers 2.5 meters long but they were wiped out. Mother fuckers.

damn us humans and our hunting of the massive mammals.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Bah. I need to know now.
Where are we gonna get hold of beavers and ocelots at this time of night?

I could go to Cannon Hill Park and find out who would win between a Red Panda and an Otter.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# They went extinct before man migrated to the Americas (where they lived).
They were among the many gigantic versions of modern animals that Darwin found down there. Because they were all mixed up together, he at first took it as evidence for the Noachian flood.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# The beaver would build a complex series of traps like Arnie did in Predator.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)