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# umm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:37, archived)
# You are quite right.
I shall go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:38, archived)
# and you have no imagination:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Oh dear
Quick question:
Who would win in a fight between an ocelot and a beaver.

Go
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:38, archived)
# They're nice friends.
They drink tea and do smiles.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Prove it with pictures
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Well
maybe another time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# the beaver's got the tooth advantage
as his never stop growing.

Slap the ocelot with its beaver tail... while it's stunned build a dam round it and trap it betwixt the sticks. Then sit with it's mouth around the wild cat's head and wait for it's teeth to their work.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I would like to see this animated
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Ocelot.
Beaver is a rodent which makes it basically an oversized mouse.
Ocelot is a kind of spotty cat as is my understanding.
Therefore Ocelot would eat Beaver.
Simples.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# beavers are pack animals and live in colonies
i think ocelots are solitary and just slightly bigger than an average house cat.

beavers will own ocelot.

ALso... wiki says there used to be beavers 2.5 meters long but they were wiped out. Mother fuckers.

damn us humans and our hunting of the massive mammals.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Bah. I need to know now.
Where are we gonna get hold of beavers and ocelots at this time of night?

I could go to Cannon Hill Park and find out who would win between a Red Panda and an Otter.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# They went extinct before man migrated to the Americas (where they lived).
They were among the many gigantic versions of modern animals that Darwin found down there. Because they were all mixed up together, he at first took it as evidence for the Noachian flood.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# The beaver would build a complex series of traps like Arnie did in Predator.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)
# i feel rather flat myself.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# tread lightly
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# ...and i think i'm going bald.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Then let's recap all this. Tread lightly.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# don't deflate me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# oh spare me
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# WHEELS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:51, archived)
# oops--left a skidmark in my undies--brb
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# oh, jam on the brakes!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# no, but some kind of jelly, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# That's off fender!
(offensive....close enough!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# you're full of hot air.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:54, archived)
# god I can't take all the pressure
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# You're really pumped up, huh?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:06, archived)
# I shall do it any way.. I'm feeling rubberlious
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:51, archived)
# your rims are warped!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Has it not been a Goodyear?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# fuck off, lug nut :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:59, archived)
# O! What an axle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Jack-ass!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# hmm.. from tires to jack-ass
looks like we've come full circle. I'm off for smokes!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:13, archived)
# I'll fucking sue you for that. I'm alloy-er
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:02, archived)
# don't pop a valve, barrister
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Only if you're inner tube...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# I have lost all drive.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Go oil your chain!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:04, archived)
# I shall try to tread carefully around you then.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# oh, don't back-pedal!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Get a grip!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Grab Life by the handlebars.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Do you want me to stick you in a bucket of water to see where the bubbles come out?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Get a grip on your petard, Picard
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)
# he's got a headache, while giving others one too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)